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搞笑2018-07-09 16:57

71、股市是有经验的人获得很多金钱,有金钱的人获得很多经验的地方。

The stock market is a lot of experience of people get a lot of money, people get a lot of money to get a lot of experience.

72、暗恋是一种礼貌,自恋是一种骄傲,明恋是一种格调不恋是种味道。

Love is a kind of courtesy, narcissism is a kind of pride, love is a kind of style is not love is a kind of taste.

73、宅男宅女标准:在床上以电脑为圆心,以胳膊长为半径拿取物品活动。

Indoorsman Indoorswoman standard: in bed with computer as the center, with long arms as the radius of taking goods activities.

74、夏日来临祝你:百事可乐美年达,非常可乐冰红茶,可口可乐娃哈哈。

I wish you a summer season: Pepsi Cola, Mirinda, Cola Ice Black Tea Wahaha, Coca-Cola.

75、我身边的朋友们啊,你们快点出名吧,这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了。

My friends around me, you quickly became famous, so my memoirs can be sold.

76、走到考场全崩溃,见到卷子全流泪。背的东西全不考,考的东西全不会。

Go to the examination room full collapse, see paper full of tears. Back to the things of the exam, the exam will not.

77、最卑贱不过感情,最凉薄不过人心。谢谢你的笑容,让我看不清你的心。

But the most humble feelings, the most cool thin but the people. Thank you for your smile, let me see your heart.

78、卖花的小姑娘拉着我,说道:大哥哥,买花吧,一看就知道你是花心的人。

The little girl took me, said: big brother, flowers, see that you are the person.

79、问一个淡淡的问题:鸟儿为什么爱在电线上排排坐?最佳解释是在线才能聊天。

Ask a question: why do birds faint love sit in on line? The best explanation is online to chat.

80、把头扎高,把零食丢掉,把手机放下,把眼泪擦干,别折腾自己,姑娘你还有未来。

The snack bar head, throw away the mobile phone down, dry your eyes, don't torture yourself, girl you have a future.

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