1、我觉得那些可爱擅长杂耍的猴子，或许是你的亲戚。

I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives.

2、告诉我你有多贱，我就告诉你哪个饺子里没有刀片。

Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.

3、孩子请你记住，过度谦虚那不叫优雅，那叫无能好么！

Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao!

4、我们骂不骂关你个婊子什么事，草你吗的瞎眼白内胀！

What we scold don't scold you a bitch, grass you blind expansion within the white!

5、我有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿我的一生，那就是自恋。

I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic.

6、你还真是烂泥扶不上墙啊！把你扶上墙了你还往下掉。

You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.

7、你们妈妈是不是也说过这句话：你和你爸都一个德行。

Your mother also said that this sentence: you and your dad is a virtue.

8、你他妈那么喜欢被人擦，我想说我退出我不喜欢兽交。

His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don't like bestiality.

9、就你长着那酷似菊花的脸，别人想爆还需要闭上双眼。

As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes.

10、贱人的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。

Bitch's way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind.