1、正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯。

Deleting contacts all information will be lost， please wait。

2、都说猪很懒，但我不这么认为。至少现在，我发现有一头猪正在看短信。

All say pig is very lazy， but I don't think so。 At least now， I found a pig is reading text messages。

3、风流潇洒是帅哥，一呼百应是大哥，出租司机是的哥，看短信的是PIG。

Love is natural and unrestrained， handsome， kind is the eldest brother， taxi drivers is brother， see messages is a PIG。

4、这是一封精心设计的短信，将你的手机上下颠倒看，将会欣赏到奇妙的图案……手机颠来倒去好玩吗？

This is an elaborate messages， will you of cellular phone upside down to see， will appreciate the wonderful design…… Cell phone turned it fun？

5、认识你至今，你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚，除你之外，其他人在我眼中是一堆屎，可你不一样，因为你是两堆！

Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！

6、该MM霸主一面，为祸四方；待我练就本事，事业有成，得以报效父母；定然舍命生擒之，押至民政局伏法！

The MM overlord side， by the four parties； When I practice skill， a successful career， to serve the parents； Would give his life but， bet to civil affairs bureau to confess！

7、在你的眉宇间我看到沧桑，在你的眼中我看到自信，在你的额头我看到岁月，在你的唇齿间我看到韭菜，快去刷牙！

In your brow I saw vicissitudes of life， in your eyes I see confidence， on your forehead I see time， in your lips I saw leeks， go brush your teeth！

8、你的温柔象天使在撒娇，你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀，你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏，你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫！

Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！

9、一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-20℃的冷库里，第二天企鹅死了，猪没事。为什么？你不知道？对了，猪也不知道！愚人节快乐！

A pig and a penguin in - 20 ℃ freezer， penguins died the next day， the pig is ok。 Why is that？ You don't know？ By the way， the pig and I don't know！ Happy April fool's day！

10、紧急通知：今晚至明晨有小型地震，为了您的安全，请今晚包着棉被，头顶马桶，鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。

Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。